CNN at last has the decency to acknowledge the good work I’ve been doing in Iraq:
“‘The Department of Defense always regrets the loss of any innocent life in Iraq or anywhere else,’ said Lt. Col. Mark Ballesteros. ‘The coalition takes enormous precautions to prevent civilian deaths and injuries.'”
Republicans are, in general, good at “enormous precautions.” When it comes to hurricanes, nubile young pages, innocent civilians… even American soldiers (witness the cool, top-of-the-line body armor they’ve budgeted for). That’s why I heart these guys.
Friends, midterm elections are coming up: those of you who appreciate the bang-up job I’ve been doing removing almost-enemies of the United States of America (I mean, they’re the wrong color — “macaca-colored,” as my good friend George Allen would josh — and hardly tithing Baptists), will perhaps consider a vote for the Party of Death.